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It should follow, right, that if one can be “cured” of being gay that one can be cured of being black, no? If so, please, please, please, Jesus, Yaweh, Zeus or whomever one deems almighty (Madonna, Oprah): make Caleb Brundidge not black.

Why is BUNA trying to disown this man and mandating that all staff be shorn of their dreadlocks? Because Caleb is the front line for the hateful homophobes peddling their warped “psychology” that one can un-learn being gay to the diabolic forces behind the bill to seek out/punish/persecute/murder people for being gay in Uganda. Caleb spoke at an “ex-gay” conference in Uganda on behalf of the International Healing Foundation and helped lay the foundations for Uganda’s anti-homosexuality bill.

The bill requires people to tattle on people they think might be gay or face jail time. Nooo, that’s not a recipe for spitefulness! The bill also offers life imprisonment for anyone caught having gay sex. Does this include straight people doing anal?

The white religious hypocrites who’ve been peddling this mess to different African nations are now all, like, “Oh, wait! We didn’t mean for you to KILL anyone who we decide is unclean and sinful. We just meant you should pray for those we falsely and erroneously accuse of diddling children. Erm…amen!” Surely, they don’t need folks like Caleb coonin’ and being their minstrelsy frontman?

BUNA also has a visceral reaction to the name “Caleb” thanks to Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion’s brilliant, evil character of the same name on Buffy. Hey! If crazy fundies make basic-ass claims that one can pray to some invisible force in the sky not to be gay, BUNA can make similarly basic-ass links between bad TV characters and bad emissaries of homophobia in true life.

There’s a protest rally at the Ugandan High Commission on Thursday, 10 December from 12-2pm in London. Now if only that opportunist, racist and suppressor of academic freedom Peter Tatchell weren’t scheduled to speak. With friends like him, who needs enemies? BUNA will write their MP instead.


BUNA knows: it’s been a long time/ shouldn’ta a left you/without some dope beats to coon to. Lo sentimos.

Herewith, BUNA vows to its reading public (big assumption that there is one, we know) to post more regularly. Lord knows, there are enough fools out there clownin’ to give us enough fodder for days, so let the internal-critique-made-external begin!

Sometimes even the crew at BUNA bunker is rendered speechless…

From the “please don’t let her be black” files of newstories, Latreasa Goodman just had to have some McNuggets. When denied both the orbs of golden grossness and a refund, she called 911…three times. Consciously, called emergency services about some chicken by-product. Luckily, like a slave of capitalism, Laterasa’s committed to returning to Mickey D’s, but just being more careful next time she places her order.  BUNA is annoyed.



What is “cooning”?

Cooning has a long history in America. Also known as “shuckin’ and jivin’,” “sellin’ out,” acting like an Uncle Tom, and just straight up disgracin’ the (black) race, cooning is going to be called out wherever and whenever we see it. Dr. David Pilgrim and his Jim Crow Museum do an amazing job of cataloging and explaining the historical and contemporary manifestation of racist stereotypes. This website is in no way affiliated with the Jim Crow Museum.

Isn’t accusing somone of being a “coon” racist?

Let’s separate behavior and actions from one’s essence . Cooning is verb. We’re not accusing anyone of being a so-called coon, but let’s face it: some people act straight up foolish and they need to be called on it. That said, if I was accusing people of being coons, Clarence Thomas would get a daily entry. Damn. Yeah, we hate his ass.

Who are you?

We are the Bureau of Uppity Negro Affairs (BUNA). BUNA’s mad. BUNA’s goal is to name and shame those making a mockery of black achievement and getting in the way of racial progress. BUNA is putting a foot in the ass of those who seek to exploit blackness for a taste of the almight dollar.

Why can’t I make a comment?

Cause we don’t give a rat’s tiny ass what you think. Go start your own blog. Go on! Git!